Anonymous asked:

haha, i really would love to talk to you but scary is a huge understatement...i don't mean you're actually scary but talking to you is comparable to like a giant ass, hairy, fire breathing spider trained to fly helicopters and his wife just left him so now he has to worry about alimony and seeing his kids, so he's stressed and angry and is probably drinking which isn't good since he can fly and breath fire.(sooo... that's what it feels like.. to me anyway but probably not so exaggerated.)

Okay so i think we should just become friends because judging by your very colourful spider explanation, you’re probably a cool human being.